An absurd idea put to the Justice and Electoral Committee is to give children a vote on the flag.
The first obvious objection is that there should be no vote because the flag we already have flies just fine, thank you.
The second is that we already have heaps of adults who should not be allowed to vote, so lowering the age limit to allow their spawn to share the privilege is too much for Alf to stomach.
But hey – there’s always some plonker ready to promote a silly idea.
And there’s always some political scribe only too willing to give it a bit of oxygen with a provocative introductory paragraph.
Stuff kicks off its report with a sentence suggesting this particular idea has much more legitimacy – and momentum – than it deserves:
New Zealand could be recognised as the first country in the world to give children the vote, starting with the flag referendum.
Yes, it could.