Alf enjoys humour so was immediately tempted to look for the laughs that were bound to be extracted from a Herald item under the headline:
John Armstrong: Internet Mana best taken seriously
Armstrong is a political writer for whom Alf might have a higher regard were he to take some note of the Eketahuna North member’s words of wisdom, which flow regularly in speeches in the House, on the hustings and to mates in the Eketahuna Club, but are never recorded by the aforementioned political writer.
This lack of an appreciation for powerful and well-considered rhetoric means Alf reads Armstrong only for the chuckles.