January 28, 2012
It’s great to be blogging from the security of the home office here in Eketahuna.
Alf would have second thoughts about expressing his thoughts on some matters if he was operating out of a house in – let’s say – Iran.
He is valuing his freedom of expression today having learned that the authorities there have arrested at least half a dozen journalists and bloggers.
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Civil liberties, Foreign affairs | Tagged: Barry Soper, bloggers, Bomber Bradbury, freedom of expression, Guantanamo, Iran, Journalists, oil embargo, Saeed Malekpour, The Standard, Vahid Asghari, Victoria Nuland, w |
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January 27, 2012
As was foreshadowed here before the election, the Crown has buckled to give Maori another 50:50 co-governance deal.
The Maori who have come out of the negotiations triumphant will be popping the champagne corks or their indigenous equivalent to rejoice.
The NZ Herald tells the story –
Far North iwi Te Aupouri will celebrate a major milestone tomorrow when it signs a two-part deal which gives it a hand in governing 90 Mile Beach.
Treaty Negotiations Minister Christopher Finlayson says he hopes it brings much-needed economic development to one of the most impoverished areas in the country, while a tribal negotiator said the iwi will work hard to move Te Aupouri to a brighter future.
If co-governance arrangements are the secret to boosting economic development, perhaps we should proliferate them around the country.
Come to think of it, bit by bit we are proliferating them around the country but it is being done somewhat insidiously and the Government does not brag too much about this path to brightening our future.
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Maori affairs | Tagged: 90 Mile Beach, Christopher Finlayson, co-governance, Far North District Council, iwi, Ngati Kahu, Northland Regional Council, Te Aupouri, Te Hiku Conservation Board, Te Hiku Forum, Waitangi Tribunal |
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January 26, 2012

They are not so clever when it comes to captaining cruise liners, apparently.
Alf was delighted to read that that New Zealand is proving a favoured place for European immigrants trying to escape the economic downturn.
This reflects well on the country: it’s a great place to live in, although not too many of the migrants have yet discovered that Eketahuna is the best part of the country to live in.
It also reflects well on the Government in which Alf is proud to serve: our economic management obviously is superior to that of the governments in the countries from which the migrants are coming.
Or rather, these migrants obviously believe we run a good shop.
But the Herald today published some dastardly stuff about costs of living increasing in New Zealand and wages not increasing to match, while Australians enjoy longer lives and lower unemployment.
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Immigration | Tagged: Australia, Employment, Immigration, Ireland, Italy, Living costs, longevity, recession |
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January 25, 2012
The hacks at Stuff are suckers for a good sob story.
But they have stretched the truth when telling us in a headline: Woman forced to walk home at 2.30
Good grief. An image was immediately conjured of jack-booted fiends coercing the woman to walk home at dead of night.
Heavily armed, perhaps.
The first paragraph laid it on even thicker – not only was the hapless woman coerced into making this walk, but – it seemed – she had been ill.
A Christchurch woman says she was forced to walk home at 2.30am after being discharged from Christchurch Hospital.
But no.
Read on and you find she chose to walk home.
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Health | Tagged: Canterbury District Health Board, Christchurch Hospital, coercion, paramedics, privacy, Shona MacMillan |
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January 24, 2012
It’s a pity an Auckland tow-truck boss has refunded a motorist to avoid a Disputes Tribunal hearing. Alf would have preferred the claim had been put to the test and a considered judgement made.
He happens to harbour a low opinion of tow-truck operators whose business includes hauling illegally parked cars away (fair enough) but then charging an arm and a leg for the owners to get their vehicles back.
Having an operator come off second best would have been hugely cheering, although – to be sure – the outcome could have gone in the company’s favour.
We’ll never know. Tow-truck operator Craig Burrows has simply refunded $230 because he is public spirited.
He coughed up to spend time with his son and avoid wasting public resources, according to what he told the NZ Herald, although he believes he would have won the case easily.
This story began when Burrows’ company, an outfit called Vehicle Recovery Group, towed Dan Dwyer’s Toyota Corolla, which was parked in a Mt Eden fruitshop’s carpark.
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Motoring | Tagged: Craig Burrows, Dan Dwyer, Disputes Tribunal, illegal parking, Vehicle Recovery Group |
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January 23, 2012
Alf today is launching a campaign to secure a new job for Don Brash, who – like all but one candidate in the ACT team – failed to win a seat in Parliament at the general election in November.
Don would be just the bloke to run the World Bank.
The job is up for grabs later this year.
President Barack Obama – according to a Bloomberg report spotted by your widely read member for Eketahuna North – may put his mark on the World Bank by nominating Lawrence Summers when Robert Zoellick’s term expires later this year.
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Economists | Tagged: Reserve Bank, Don Brash, President Barack Obama, Lawrence Summers, Robert Zoellick, Hillary Clinton, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Broadbank Corporation, New Zealand Kiwifruit Authority, Trust Bank. |
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January 22, 2012

This wouldn't pass muster at Mark Perry's school.
A Herald on Sunday report, lamentably lacking in material detail, tells us (a) the cops have complained about a TVNZ reporter, alleging he attempted to deceive relatives of Carterton balloon victims, and (b) the reporter is a bloke by name of Simon Bradwell, who denies any wrongdoing, and (c) TVNZ is standing by the reporter but is looking into the matter.
And now – dear blog reader – you know as much about it as the HoS.
What the HoS knows, of course, is sweet FA because –
Details of the complaint have not been revealed, but Bradwell “vehemently” denies any wrongdoing.
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Media | Tagged: Carterton balloon victims, Leo Donnelly, Mark Perry, Megan Richards, Ombudsman's Office, Simon Bradwell, St Peter's Church of England Aided School, TVNZ |
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January 21, 2012
Alf is off to the Eketahuna Club to order a life-extending whisky or three.
He is reacting to news that scientists have proven alcohol can double life-span.
The report that got him going talked of “moderate” levels of alcohol delivering an increase in longevity among test subjects in a recent study.
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January 20, 2012

Alf has been tempted to take advice on how to Find Your Wife’s G-Spot.
He feels he must meet the challenge implicit in scientists saying they can’t find the G-spot – and they’ve been looking for 60 years.
The scientists’ failure is reported by the Daily Mail, which says ultrasounds and tissue samples have failed to prove the existence of this erogenous zone.
But Alf is confident this news will simply whip up lots of business for Robert Irwin, who claims he can steer blokes to the G-spot.
The advice is offered at www.thejoyofchristiansex.com.
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Uncategorized | Tagged: Dr Amichai Kilchevsky, Dr Grafenberg, G-Spot, orgasm, Robert Irwin, thejoyofchristiansex.com. |
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January 19, 2012
Alf was laughed out of The Boss’s Beehive office a year or so ago, when he pitched a case for doubling politicians’ pay based on an example set in Ghana.
In that country, lawmakers had doubled their own pay, arguing that if they were going to fight the temptation for corruption, they needed much fatter pay packets.
The monthly salary of about $US4,500 a month they awarded themselves then was about three times what the average Ghanaian earned in a year.
Alf will resurrect his push for a substantial pay rise on the strength of research findings mentioned in a press release from Victoria University.
Alas, these research findings have come too late for Singaporean politicians. They have just voted to give themselves hefty pay cuts.
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Politics | Tagged: corruption, Dr Ron Fischer, Journal of Cross-Cultural Psychology, Lee Hsien Loong, political pay packets, Seini O’Connor, Singapore |
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